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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Let he who is without sin...

Hello, fair readers!  I know... I've been a very bad girl the last two weeks.  I haven't blogged or given much hope that I was ever going to write again.  Its all because of that pesky thing known as real life.  You may have heard about "real life."  It is a scary and fickle beast that is always lurking in that dark corner, ready to pounce and thwart any plans you may have had for imagination and creativity.

As some of you probably know, my full time job right now (besides writing) is as a second grade teacher.  And all of you bitches that say "Oh I can't wait until my kids go back to school.  They're driving me crazy!" can politely kiss my ass.  :-)  I love you all, but give a girl a break.  I have so much to do to get ready for the little crumbsnatchers that I haven't had much time to think, much less write anything.  I did manage to kick out a few more pages at the end of last week.  And they were quite smutty.  So--- stay tuned for more.  God, I feel like the guidance counselor in that movie "10 Things I Hate About You."  You know the one from the beginning looking for another word for that beloved part of the male anatomy.  She's banging away at her laptop writing filth during breaks.  If only I had that luxury.  Everytime I sit down at a desk when school's in session, I have 20 people that want to know what I'm doing.

Anyway, I'll try to be more studious about posting, but cut me some slack, willya!?


Tammy said...

Well, I guess I can cut you a little slack. Just a little, that's it. I think you need a weekend away from the real world. HEHEHE!

At least your crumbsnatchers go home. I teach my own so sending them home does absolutely no good. LOL

Catch you on the flip side of reality!